Victor suggested that if I want to leave the planet I should dress as an astronaut. These are the costumes that popped up for me. They also recommended a costume for when I arrive on the moon. Also, how is he going to shove fistfuls of candy corn in his gaping maw? Or is it just me who does that every October? In honestly, I prefer skanky to gross.
Our neighbors put myriad dead-looking-things in their front-yard…. And keep passing open windows. Well, I guess when I die if I look like that, go ahead and put me in a skimpy bodybag. Would hate for people to confuse me with a man, after all.
Slutty outfit with weird gloves and hood does not a body bag equal. Is that un-PC? Why do you have to be so gender specific? Wrong link. I agree! I am feeling pressure to find a costume to wear to the Madonna concert…in New Orleans…weekend before Halloween.
But am afraid I will just look like a 40s era typist for the war department. I had a fairly one-sided discussion with my husband about this. Okay, so it was a rant. But still! I wanted to dress up as Sally Ride this year. Sexy astronaut. Sexy nun. Sexy cop. Sexy nurse. WHY do all the female costume equate to sexy?
What happened to costumes for being, you know, costumes? Why not just a toe-tag for her…. You can zipper up her hood to cover her face ….. Hers is a costume? But equally as fetching and comfortable, one would assume…. Well, Cracked covered this with a song some time ago.
