Women just kind of flock to me β what can I say? The ladies absolutely swoon over my rock solid abs, Cali-cool hair, and razor-sharp jawline. I know a needy broad when I see one! The twinge came after seeing Kayla making out with her new boyfriend, one of the Vandy Boys, at Old Glory last Friday night. My stomach roiled at the juxtaposition of the blissful nostalgia that the sight of her inspired, and the disgust at seeing her with one of the most clouted guys on campus.
What a bone-chilling thought. My bad! Not to mention, I really needed my Cubs hoodie back. When someone tries to pin me down, I gallop away like a graceful stallion.
I have been feeling a little empty inside lately. Sleeping all alone in my Tolman single last night, I even started to shiver a little bit. Is that what loneliness feels like? Is this⦠the consequence of habitually dehumanizing women for three straight years?
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