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These revered, historical figures all have something in common. No, no, no. These historical figures share one common thread: they all have a house they built and call home. A place of tranquility from which to save the world Batman and Will high 5 at this point. So I decided to have these fellows over, put on a pot of coffee and do our own little version of MTV cribs. Will Smith and Neil are arguing incessantly in the background about who is more awesome.
No doubt a question for the ages. They each gave me a mug shot of themselves followed by the place they live in. Unfortunately, Ramses had every photographer in his kingdom executed when the famine of 01 hit.
He eagerly provided me with this I guess a ton shrine to yourself will do as well. Ok Ramses. We get it. You are awesome. Shortage of lumber in the kingdom back in the day eh? Batman snickers and elbows Will Smith. Batman, I can't even begin to imagine how long you stood on that rooftop waiting for these ideal photo conditions to occur for maximum awesomeness.
You do realize that you still get wet even if you are carrying knives right? No bat umbrella or something? Ah yes. The Batcave. Proverbial home of the Batman. What red blooded male hasn't dreamed of coming home from work and kicking back in the batcave? Like, hello! Mood lighting. Big screens everywhere. A freaking bat emblazoned into the floor. Ominous ledges galore disappearing into the shadows below. Batman smirks and elbows Will Smith who just glowers.
The 'Kang' of cool. Will Smith himself. So, Willy, a few questions. I get the gun, but why are the top two buttons of your shirt undone and why are you gazing thoughtfully into the It looks like you just parked your car. Trouble returning something at Toys R' Us? Not sure what to say about this. I at first thought it was a small town. It is in fact the Corporation of the Municpality of Will Smith. I mean, come on Will, your own backetball court, tennis court, swimming pool, but no statues like Ramses II??