Looking for a happy ending or a penis massage in Bali? Michael Turtle is the founder of Time Travel Turtle. A journalist for more than 20 years, he's been travelling the world since Michael Turtle is the founder of Time Travel Turtle and has been travelling full time for a decade. Updated: September 16, The client is, of course, me. And this was just the end of a rather anxious hour. The whole idea of a massage is to relax; to lose yourself in the moment; allow the stress to be released from every fibre of your body as the experienced hands work their wonders.
Here we have the unhappy beginning of the happy ending. Warm oil is poured onto your back. As those hands move up and down your back, they seem to go a little lower every time.
Not many people are this intimate. To make matters worse, there are no other customers in the massage parlour. Each bed has curtains around it for privacy. Having said that, we are the only two people in the room so noise is not going to be an issue on this occasion. Potential scenarios start to play out in my head and I consider the options to get out of a sticky situation.
To be honest, most of the solutions seem quite easy, but thinking about them is still distracting my mind from whatever it should be doing which is probably not much. Everything has been professional⦠not really surprising. One of the best is the Hanging Gardens Spa , or there are a few more suggestions here:. To be in the heart of the action, you might like Kuta. For the trendiest bars and cafes, you can stay in Seminyak. For something a bit more chilled on the coast, try Canggu. Or for the mountains, the obvious choice is Ubud.
And for modern luxury, Kanvaz Village Resort is wonderful. For Canggu, a lovely hotel at a reasonable price is Perissos Echo Beach. For some stunning accommodation, the Haven Suites in Canggu is fantastic. Or, for a really special boutique place, have a look at Calma Ubud.
