For too long these imposters have been winning games without permission! Not only that, but their improbable victories have ruined many a good Tuesday morning by making a mockery of my beloved statistics!
With each win, their statistical mediocrity continued to spit in the faces of Order, and Decency! It just took a group of experienced warriors, with Championship leadership; a team brave enough to bring the Red Monster down, never to rise again. What ensued on Sunday was a bloodbath. A Cardinal-red orgy of carnage. Now with their bellies full of delicious Cardinal blood, they turn their eyes to the San Francisco 49ers.
But more on that later. Rushers ranked by Yards per Attempt R Wilson — 84att yds 7. The Ancient Mythical Dual-Threat Quarterback that you thought only existed in video games has come to life! I just, I mean, you guys. I try to remain unbiased, but this guy makes it very difficult. Two franchises going in opposite directions down the stretch. When you look at the stats, it should be no shocker that I am picking the Seahawks to win this game.
The Seahawks are allowing only Meanwhile, the 49ers are allowing Both teams are on a short week, and both teams have to make the long trip to Santa Clara. But Seattle has the best passer in the division AND the best rusher in the division. His name is Russell Wilson. And now, how about your feedback? I know how much you all love commenting on my articles. An inspiration to us all.
NFL should override their TV bosses and require that only teams with a bye that previous week can play on Thursday night. Fuck the TNF games toward the end of the season. These games are too important not to have some trim to prepare for them. There would be a meltdown! This blew my mindNo. Both of those were pretty darn close right at the sticks. Get to the sticks, make the catch, first down…end of story!
